Saturday, June 21, 2014

Iraqi rampaging Sunni thugs turn guns on themselves, kill 17

(Kirkuk) It appears the bloodlust, ingrained within the Islamic thugs who are currently rampaging across Iraq, hasn't been sated by the lack of spirit of the Shia Muslims they wish to eradicate, so in true idiot fashion in order to get that early morning fix which coffee does for the rest of the human race (except Mormons of course), they decided to turn their guns on each other.

The story coming out of the scene of the gun fight is that two different groups came to a Mexican standoff over who should cash in on a number of oil tankers they had mysteriously acquired, when somebody uttered 'Allah ackba' which of course was followed by the rest of them doing likewise. The only good thing to come out of all of this is 17 gun toting idiots are no longer stealing oxygen.